What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

Why do some people dislike rap and hip hop music despite there being poor quality music in every genre?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

Why is the internet so restrictive? Why is it impossible to find a place where you can express yourself fully?

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

Who would win in this boxing matchup between these two, Dillian Whyte or Samuel Peter?

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”